Ladies and gents, if you did not get the chance to check mine and Tim's brand new radio show, The Sandwich, that is okay.... just don't let it happen again.
Luckily, I have got the recap right here for you.
Tim brought in the new era of radio dominance and I declared that we would be on from noon 'til twelve... which either means, we were going to be on for 12 hours or about 59 seconds. I am clearly a winner.
After that speed bump, the show got rolling with our box office weekend recap.
Angels and Demons:46.2 mil
Star Trek: 43 mil
X-Men Origins: 14.7 mil
We both gushed over Star Trek and X-Men and agreed that A&D is probably one to wait for the dvd.
We then launched into a four minute duet of Poker Face by Lady Gaga... it was magical, hypnotic and Tim is now carrying my child. The power of Lady Gaga knows no bounds.
After I fished my underwear out of Tim's mouth and covered up my delicates, Tim let us know what movies were coming out this weekend.
Terminator Salvation
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Both of us concurred that we would be seeing both movies, probably with each other and in those seats were the armrest comes us so we can spoon. Tim will be the big spoon.
We were ready to get into the recent season finales of 24, The Office and LOST, but President Barack Obama walked into the studio and called me a "cracka" and Tim and "honky." Completely uncalled for Mr. President, but I'm going to let it slide because you are one cool son of a bitch.
Tim and I disagreed about the season finale of 24. I thought it was lackluster and offered no finality whatsoever, meanwhile Tim thought it was great and continued to salivate over his picture of Jack Bauer.
We both loved The Office finale, although we wished it could have been longer........ that's what she said.
As a die-hard LOST fan, I was in awe of the finale and cannot wait until 2010 for the final season. Tim and I discussed how JJ Abrahms must be a descendent of King Midas because everything he touches turns to gold.
During the commercial break, Tim and I cooked hot dogs and hamburgers on a charcoal grill right inside the studio. We were told it was a fire and health hazard, so Tim went Dexter on their asses and there are a few black garbage bags filled with body parts at the bottom of Des Plaines river.
Tim won't tell you that he loves you.
Kiss or hug you.
Cause he's bluffin' with his muffin
He's not lying, he's just stunnin' with his love-glue- gunnin'
The Save Chuck! campaign worked and it is back for another season.
Tim and I ran down the series renewals and cancellations.
Renewed:
-Southland: both agreed it was boring, been movied to fridays. death sentence?
-Parks and Recreation: hilarious, glad it's returning
-Ugly Betty: who cares. moved to fridays. SHE GONE!
-The Cleveland show gets two seasons already?!?!?
-MacFarlane needs to refocus on Family Guy as the show has turned to garbage recently
Cancelled:
Medium: Moms everywhere are devastated.
My Name is Earl: Funny, but not a big loss.
JAY LENO IS A MAJOR DOUCHE!
-Your big fat ego needs five hours of primetime a week.... what a dick!
-Dollhouse gets renewed over Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles? What a Joke
Shows finishing out their runs in the Summer(All shows cancelled):
-Dirty Sexy Money: July 18 @ 9pm ABC
-Eli Stone: June 20 @ 9pm ABC
-Pushing Daisies: May 30 @ 9pm ABC
-Kings: June 13 @ 8pm NBC
Commercial break consists of donut eating contest, Mine That Bird makes an incredible recovery after stumbling out of the gates to finish first with 23 chocolate long johns and 3 1/2 blueberry donut holes. Calvin Boreal vows to switch to different donuts for the next race. He is a front running dick!
BEST and WORST: Movies of '09 so far.
Tim's Best: Star Trek
Brendan's Best: Tyler Perry's Madea goes to Jail....... I'm just kidding, it's I Love You, Man starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel.
Tim/Brendan's Worst: Observe and report
During the commercial break, Tim finally gives and concedes that Scrubs and Chuck are both far superior to 24 and Heroes. Tim renounces Jack Bauer as his hero and embraces Black Scrubs as his new savior.
Second hour was all Top 13.
What a great show....
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